When a hit goes disastrously wrong bungling British hitmen Cooper and Crouch are forced to flee London. Realising they're not really cut out for bumping people off, they head for Hollywood to pitch their life stories and make it big in the movies. Laughed out of every studio, the only hit they have on their hands is a contract to kill washed up B-movie horror actor Barry Brutowski and end a 50-year long vendetta between him and Byron Richmond, now a Vegas drag queen. Carrying out the hit takes Cooper and Crouch on a hair-raising, hilarious trip across the USA. They encounter all kinds of odd-ball characters along the way, showing just how far this pair of numb-skulls will go to HIT THE BIG TIME.